Friday, January 22, 2010

Hey, Holiday Inn UK -- just get some dogs.

Dogs would do this. Well. Less creepily. And for free. Just sayin'.
ghill*******ar: http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20100121/od_nm/us_hotels_bedwarmers
***kog: ew bed warmers
ghill*******ar: sick right?
ghill*******ar: first of all
ghill*******ar: don't they have electric blankets?
ghill*******ar: second of all
ghill*******ar: who checks into a hotel and jumps STRAIGHT into bed
***kog: yea totally!

Thursday, January 21, 2010

Wanna see some weird stuff?

'Cause THIS would be the place for it.

JapanProbe.com is a compilation of news stories, odd stories, pictures, vidyas, etc. from the wonderful world of Japan.

Here are some post titles, so you get the gist:

>Russian Circus in Japan
>Animals vs. Dominos
>Robot Seal Will Be Your Butler, Nurse, and Friend



Love this. Love Japan. Need to go.
Enjoy!


Tuesday, January 19, 2010

Deadly Smurfs.

Avatar -- I haven't seen it. And I don't really ever want to.
Ryan saw it, loved it. Loved the smurfs, the braid-boning, the "I See You's."

I'm just not into it. And THANK GOD I'm not, since apparently this shit will kill you.

TAIPEI (AFP) – A 42-year-old Taiwanese man with a history of high blood pressure has died of a stroke likely triggered by over-excitement from watching the blockbuster "Avatar" in 3D, a doctor said Tuesday.



Monday, January 18, 2010

Monday Morning Gross-Out: Haiti, Obviously, Edition


***kog: MORE than 100,000 dead in HAITI!
***kog: i donated. texted haiti to 90999
ghill*******ar: woah
ghill*******ar: yeah i gave to wyclef's joint
***kog: GET ME OUT OF CALIFORNIA
***kog: earthquakessssssss
***kog:
if a fucking beam falls on my head when im sitting at my desk
***kog: can we make a plan
***kog: if i die at this job, YOU NEED TO QUIT your job
ghill*******ar: yeah i will quit that day -- deal
ghill*******ar: not OKAY!
***kog: NOT OKAY!

We like to keep it light and cheerful and extremely superficial here at 2friends1blog, but let's do the damn thing and help out where we can. Give your money, give your prayers, give your time. Check out RedCross.org or Yele.org. Whatever you can do, help --

x's and o's,
Your 2friends

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Irish Americans gots to stick together.

ghill*******ar: i love conan
ghill*******ar: he has BALLS
***kog: that letter was amazing
ghill*******ar: freal
ghill*******ar: totally
***kog: and i love how he didnt give an answer he was like im not moving
***kog: YOU figure it out
ghill*******ar: he should have been like, p.s. jay leno isn't funny. ghill*******ar: yeah exactly. he is playing the game. i love it.
ghill*******ar: they are going to have to pay his ass like 80 MILL
ghill*******ar: to do NOTHING
***kog: YEP
ghill*******ar: just so they can keep jay leno's fat fucking head on tv
ghill*******ar: stupid!
***kog: jay is a DICK!
***kog: like retire bitch!
ghill*******ar: seriously
ghill*******ar: go eat your dorito's in your classic cars and STFU
***kog: although i LOVE kevin from his band though ***kog: i have a crush
ghill*******ar: what????????
***kog: kevin eubanks!
ghill*******ar: HAHAHHA
ghill*******ar: you have a crush on kevin eubanks.
ghill*******ar: i never knew.
***kog: well now you do





Bomb-ass illustration courtesy of Ryan's webcomic, But You're Like Really Pretty.com

Monday, January 11, 2010

Monday Evening Gross-Out: Sick Day Edition.


2friendsNOblog for you today due to sickness issues. Be back soon.


x's and o's

Your 2friends

Friday, January 8, 2010

Barburglar

ghill*******ar: so then there is a raven symone jigsaw puzzle at the bar
***kog: YES
ghill*******ar: we start fucking around with that, putting it together, and then give up.
ghill*******ar: and he's like, "let's STEAL IT!"
***kog: that is so raven!
ghill*******ar: which you know is my JAM at a bar.
ghill*******ar: so i'm like, DUUUUUUUUUUUH
***kog: duh
ghill*******ar: i got dis
ghill*******ar: so i had it on my lap, and i got up to go to the bathroom, hand it off to him.
***kog: i love that you love to steal when you're drunk ghill*******ar: i do love to do it
ghill*******ar: and it's not okay
ghill*******ar: i come back out, i don't see the puzzle.
ghill*******ar: HE PUT IT IN MY PURSE.
***kog: yes
ghill*******ar: so i throw my jacket over it and we leave.
***kog: you can never go shopping drunk or you will end up like winona.
ghill*******ar: i know!
***kog: you’re gonna end up with 25 to life
***kog: all for a "bowl appetite"